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General

Total Time Played 20:40:01 Rank 1,397
Longest Game Completed 3:38:22 Rank 2,603
Games Started - All 26 Rank 1,170
Games Started - Co-op 26 Rank 321
Highest Round 49 Rank 2,149
Highest Round (No Gameplay Modifiers) 49 Rank 2,121
Total Rounds Completed 383 Rank 1,133
Dog Rounds Completed 57 Rank 1,337
Total Downs 62 Rank 1,009
Total Revives 44 Rank 1,052
Doors Purchased 131 Rank 1,649
Power Switches Turned On 65 Rank 1,025
Press Box Unlocked 15 Rank 1,147
Boards Repaired 52 Rank 8,218
Distance Traveled 188.50 miles Rank 1,578

Combat

Total Kills 12,998 Rank 1,460
Total Kills (No Gameplay Modifiers) 12,998 Rank 1,387
Melee Kills 431 Rank 2,111
Melee Kills (No Gameplay Modifiers) 431 Rank 2,061
Grenade Kills 64 Rank 3,817
Headshots 5,080 Rank 663
Zombie Kills 11,479 Rank 1,481
Dog Kills 1,293 Rank 1,163
5G Screamer Kills 166 Rank 1,808
5G Panzer Kills 60 Rank 1,918
Blast Furnace Kills 105 Rank 841
Dead Wire Kills 278 Rank 993
Fireworks Kills 225 Rank 1,996
Thunder Wall Kills 87 Rank 2,303
Turned Kills 226 Rank 2,131
Deaths 27 Rank 760
Ammo Mod Kills 921 Rank 1,682

Powerups

Total Powerup Pickups 547 Rank 1,480
Nuke Pickups 45 Rank 1,670
Insta-Kill Pickups 81 Rank 1,279
Max Ammo Pickups 107 Rank 1,778
Double Points Pickups 93 Rank 1,187
Carpenter Pickups 60 Rank 1,442
Firesale Pickups 45 Rank 1,188
Death Machine Pickups 36 Rank 1,624
Widow's Wine Grenade Pickups 62 Rank 1,316
Perk Slot Pickups 18 Rank 1,838

Perks

Perks Drank 119 Rank 2,090
Juggernog Drank 18 Rank 2,219
Quick Revive Drank 6 Rank 4,459
Speed Cola Drank 12 Rank 2,364
Mule Kick Drank 13 Rank 1,317
Stamin-Up Drank 8 Rank 2,798
Double Tap Drank 22 Rank 1,120
Widow's Wine Drank 9 Rank 1,500
Deadshot Daiquiri Drank 8 Rank 1,445
Electric Cherry Drank 8 Rank 1,636
Banana Colada Drank 7 Rank 2,168
PHD Flopper Drank 4 Rank 3,386
Elemental Pop Drank 4 Rank 3,115
Wunderfizz Used 23 Rank 1,385
Wunderfizz Drank 23 Rank 1,147
Unique Zombies Slipped With Banana Colada 322 Rank 1,863
Zombies Shocked With Electric Cherry 198 Rank 1,869
Ammo Mod Kills With Elemental Pop 695 Rank 1,674

Weapons

Mystery Boxes Used 99 Rank 2,262
Grabbed From Mystery Box 59 Rank 2,714
Teddy Bears Received 2 Rank 5,086
Mystery Boxes Offered To Others 8 Rank 839
Weapons Put Into Pack-A-Punch 36 Rank 1,440
Pack-A-Punch Level 1 17 Rank 1,261
Pack-A-Punch Level 2 9 Rank 1,245
Pack-A-Punch Level 3 6 Rank 1,158
Pack-A-Punch Level 4 2 Rank 1,836
Pack-A-Punch Level 5 2 Rank 1,224
Pack-A-Punch Weapons Grabbed 36 Rank 1,435
Wallbuy Weapon Purchases 40 Rank 835
Wallbuy Ammo Purchases 1 Rank 4,085
Ammomatic Purchases 5 Rank 1,155
Lost-N-Found Purchases 3 Rank 801
Bowie Knives Bought 1 Rank 1,164
Claymores Planted 2 Rank 1,901
Ballistic Knife Retrievals 2 Rank 3,551
Total Weapon XP 31,887 Rank 830

Buildables

Shields Grabbed 10 Rank 1,843
Base Protobuffer Built 6 Rank 1,594
Protobuffer Rho Upgrades 3 Rank 1,727
Protobuffer Chi Upgrades 4 Rank 1,169
Protobuffer Tau Upgrades 2 Rank 2,325
Protobuffer Psi Upgrades 3 Rank 1,586
Protobuffer Omega Upgrades 1 Rank 1,204

GobbleGums

GobbleGums Purchased 116 Rank 999
GobbleGums Chewed 91 Rank 1,093
Coupon Clippings Used 10 Rank 1,201
Donut Delight Explosions 42 Rank 1,507
Insane Enhancement Used 2 Rank 1,043
Marathon Pro Rounds 5 Rank 3,183
Nowhere But There Used 2 Rank 242
Zombie Space Program Launches 23 Rank 2,176
Double Or Nothing Points Won 250,420 Rank 160
Shield Master Damage Blocked 525 Rank 1,159
Power Surge Powerup Spawns 17 Rank 1,996
Direct Deposit Points 24,930 Rank 853

Map Features

ATM Withdraws 5 Rank 6,281
ATM Deposits 202 Rank 2,321
ATM Dividend Rounds 17 Rank 5,477
Elevator Rides 35 Rank 1,590
Smartphone Calls 63 Rank 2,303
Ringtones Swapped 3 Rank 9,170
Time Spent In AFK Restrooms 2:23:26 Rank 714
AFK Restrooms Used 12 Rank 1,573
Weapon Lockers Unlocked 1 Rank 3,382
Weapons Stored In Weapon Lockers 2 Rank 3,427
Weapons Taken From Weapon Lockers 1 Rank 3,678
Weapons Upgraded In Weapon Lockers 1 Rank 2,671
Easter-Egg Songs Played 3 Rank 1,216
Audio Logs Played 5 Rank 6,026
Monkey Quests Completed 1 Rank 1,793

Teleporters

Teleporters Linked 18 Rank 3,194
Teleporters Purchased 66 Rank 1,078
Teleportations Via Teleporters 74 Rank 1,000
Distance Traveled Via Teleporters 46,489 feet Rank 887
Courtyard Teleporter - Purchased From 11 Rank 1,353
North Gym Teleporter - Purchased From 18 Rank 687
North Entrance Teleporter - Purchased From 12 Rank 1,220
South Gym Teleporter - Purchased From 11 Rank 1,355
South Band Hall Teleporter - Purchased From 14 Rank 907
Courtyard Teleporter - Purchased To 22 Rank 1,356
North Gym Teleporter - Purchased To 16 Rank 641
North Entrance Teleporter - Purchased To 8 Rank 1,270
South Gym Teleporter - Purchased To 8 Rank 1,456
South Band Hall Teleporter - Purchased To 12 Rank 705

Boss Fights

Time Spent In Boss Fights 0:23:05 Rank 2,176
Boss Fights (Normal) Started 2 Rank 1,632
Boss Fights (Normal) Completed 1 Rank 1,488
Downs In Boss Fights (Normal) 1 Rank 4,087
Revives In Boss Fights (Normal) 2 Rank 2,372
Boss Fights (Hard) Started 1 Rank 774
Downs In Boss Fights (Hard) 1 Rank 1,280
Revives In Boss Fights (Hard) 6 Rank 241

HZC Protobuffer

Total Protobuffer Kills 1,600 Rank 3,251
Crawlers Created By Protobuffers 172 Rank 2,976
Base Protobuffer Beam Kills 469 Rank 3,250

HZC-5G Protobuffer Rho

Rho Beam Kills 403 Rank 1,454
Rho Vortex Kills 30 Rank 4,452
Rho Charge Shots 5 Rank 4,877
Rho Vortex Explosions 5 Rank 4,641
Rho Total Kills 433 Rank 2,463

HZC-5G Protobuffer Chi

Chi Beam Kills 347 Rank 1,842
Chi Charge Shots 15 Rank 2,419
Chi Self HP Healed 1,335 Rank 2,176
Chi Others HP Healed 800 Rank 1,727
Chi Revives 1 Rank 1,320
Chi Self Shield HP Repaired 3,044 Rank 1,325
Chi Others Shield HP Repaired 1,754 Rank 1,269

HZC-5G Protobuffer Omega

Omega Beam Kills 170 Rank 1,134
Omega Charge Shots 26 Rank 1,741
Omega Vortex Kills 181 Rank 1,847
Omega Vortex Explosions 58 Rank 1,390
Omega Self HP Healed 1,260 Rank 1,844
Omega Others HP Healed 1,248 Rank 790
Omega Revives 7 Rank 104
Omega Self Shield HP Repaired 1,411 Rank 1,445
Omega Others Shield HP Repaired 827 Rank 863
Omega Total Kills 351 Rank 1,699

Fastest Times

No Modifiers

Coop 2-P
Fastest All Power Speedruns 0:10:47 Rank 6,051 0:10:47 Rank 2,733
Fastest Base Protobuffer Build 0:21:45 Rank 2,201 0:21:45 Rank 837
Fastest 4 Protobuffer Upgrades 1:09:40 Rank 1,273 1:09:40 Rank 364
Fastest Bossfight Starts 1:21:54 Rank 720 1:21:54 Rank 237
Fastest Main Quest Completions 1:33:42 Rank 652 1:33:42 Rank 212
Fastest 5th Protobuffer Upgrade 1:59:00 Rank 903 1:59:00 Rank 247
Fastest Hard Mode Bossfight Starts 3:31:16 Rank 1,350 3:31:16 Rank 495
Fastest Round 30 1:07:05 Rank 281 1:07:05 Rank 335

High Round Challenges

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Coop 2-P
First Room - Highest Round 5 Rank 1,035 5 Rank 656
No Power - Highest Round 3 Rank 2,050 3 Rank 1,444
No Perks - Highest Round 12 Rank 309 12 Rank 230
No Jugg - Highest Round 13 Rank 722 13 Rank 520
No Gums - Highest Round 10 Rank 8,919 10 Rank 5,866
No Downs (Flawless) - Highest Round 10 Rank 3,917 10 Rank 2,986